Things Katie Says
out of context, cuz it's better that way

"Just like you were wearing a sheep!" (illustration to follow)

Bess: I don't want to go to Sam's class.
Katie: I'd kind of rather stab him instead.

"Like if you had a kitten in your pocket!"

"Because we've decided, 'Screw the children! Let's live for today!'"

"But then I'd have intelligent life in my room with me, and that would be awkward."